Archive for July 1995
DT Log 383: Special Offer from DT Log Books
Have you ever wondered about those things that loom beyond your comprehension?
Those questions that come up that even applied science cannot explain?
For example, do you feel a ghostly presence whenever you peer at Dan’s CD collection?
Does his couch emit ESP?
Are there aliens hiding in his closet?
We cannot offer you answers, but we can show you evidence in the DT Log Book Series…
THE UNKNOWN MYSTERIES OF DAN’S ROOM
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Discover and speculate with burning questions, such as…
Why are there circle formations in Dan’s baseball card collection?
Why do compasses in Dan’s room always point to his picture of Kellie Martin?
Most importantly, what is that smell?
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In volume one, entitled Ancient Areas, find out about the alarming anomalies of Dan’s room. Such as:
Why does the wall look seventy years old when the house was built in 1958?
Also, why does one spot in the room seem to always be covered in newspapers?
Every eight weeks, we’ll send you a handsome hardcover volume dedicated to these paradoxes, including
Satanic Wind,
Oscillating and Ceiling Fans
and Alien Evidence.
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Keep those you want, cancel anytime.
And then you can find out…
Does the altar to Dan Fouts really cure blindness and leprosy?
CALL NOW, OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY…
TO ORDER, DIAL 1-800-ESP-ESPN, or send a check or money order to ANCIENT AREAS, Box KS103, Lakeside, CA 92040. No CODs please.
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